humpster

Hamster

I bought a new humpster. I will put it in my pants now.

by fsd August 31, 2003

Humpster

A blowjob given or received inside a dumpster.

Tom almost lost his bet and would have had to give Roger a humpster!

by ugetowned May 3, 2010

Humpster

you're an expert in humping or you're obsessed with humping

Omg Jess that guy last night was suck a humpster!

by Jonesy2515 December 31, 2015

Humpster

another word for jerk

1. He is such a humpster
2. Could Arnold be a bigger humpster?

by Engeldick Humperass May 7, 2011

humpster

someone whois so ugly that you would want to have sex wit them, then throw them back in the dumpster

That chick I nailed last night was a real humpster, shes down on 41st street.

by Hezikia Smith September 3, 2006

Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Hupster

A cross between a hipster and and a hippy. A close variant of a Huppie. One or two differences can cause a classification change between the two. For example, a switch in occupation from a lawyer to an artist would result in a change in classification from a Huppie to a Hupster. Hupsters are visually similar to Hipsters but tend to live a healthier lifestyle. They do not smoke and are more comfortable being awake in the morning. Hupsters are more likely to be in a stable relationship and to have children. They enjoy art shows and farmer's markets.

He quit his job at the law firm and started selling his art at the Farmer's market, I guess he is a Hupster now.

by FredJoeBob August 31, 2012