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A humble way for talking about sex.
Wanna make humpies??
humpies by Walter B. March 30, 2006
Words you can keep
The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.
I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!
humpies by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018
The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.
Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
Humpies by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Liam humpies 

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Guy 1-“Hey”
Guy2-“Sup”
Guy1-“What is the answer to question c”
Guy 2-“I think the answer is Deez
Guy 1-“wtf is deez
Guy2-“lmao”. #liam humpies
Liam humpies by Deez deez deez February 10, 2022

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...
A groupchat on one direction stan twitter that everybody wants to join. The hummies are a combination of two other groupchats called "the hive" and "lil cummies". They merged and everybody is now talking about them and asking to join, though they aren't accepting anybody due to there already being 60+ people in it.
The hummies are so cool, i wish i could be in their groupchat.
hummies by louisharrylarry28 October 15, 2020
People who advocate the legalization of Cannabis on political grounds.
The Republicans have the Conservatives, the Democrats have the Liberals, and the Marijuana Reform party has the Hempies.
Hempies by He who smokes bitches January 23, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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