humpies

A humble way for talking about sex.

Wanna make humpies??

by Walter B. March 30, 2006

humpies

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.

I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!

by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Liam humpies

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Guy 1-“Hey”
Guy2-“Sup”
Guy1-“What is the answer to question c”
Guy 2-“I think the answer is Deez
Guy 1-“wtf is deez”
Guy2-“lmao”. #liam humpies

by Deez deez deez February 10, 2022

humplestiltskin

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

hummies

A groupchat on one direction stan twitter that everybody wants to join. The hummies are a combination of two other groupchats called "the hive" and "lil cummies". They merged and everybody is now talking about them and asking to join, though they aren't accepting anybody due to there already being 60+ people in it.

The hummies are so cool, i wish i could be in their groupchat.

by louisharrylarry28 October 15, 2020

Hempies

People who advocate the legalization of Cannabis on political grounds.

The Republicans have the Conservatives, the Democrats have the Liberals, and the Marijuana Reform party has the Hempies.

by He who smokes bitches January 23, 2006