Humoroin 

A sense of humor so addicting you need it all hours of every day

He's like heroin, Humoroin, his humor is so addicting...

Humoroin by Futureghst-MJC March 31, 2011

humoroid

1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.

1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.

humoroid by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009

Humoron 

A human being who is unmistakably also a moron.

"Did you hear that humoron trying to rationalize his vote for Trump?"

Humoron by ankowai April 20, 2017

humormining 

Subtlety setting up a situation where you have the oppritunity to make a far more powerful humorous event.

(E.g. starting a chain reaction so 2 friends comment on diffferent things, then making a pun out of the two subjects then implying that pun was improvised)

"Dude, you're a natural at humormining. I couldn't stop laughing last night!"

humormining by markthesalad February 6, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008