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Homoroid 

1- A hemorrhoid that likes other hemorrhoids of the same sex.

2- A hemorrhoid that you get from a lot of homosexual activities.

3- A gay droid.
1- You wanna let our homoroids get together sometime?

2- Dude, fuck. I got a homoroid from Tom Cruise.

3- Guy who works at wal-mart in 2050: Is that gonna be all for you tonight?

Gay guy in denial: Hey, just so you know, I'm buying this for my gay cousin's birthday!
Homoroid by homoroid_lover2000 February 10, 2010
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homoloid 

A person, that is a simultaneously a mongoloid and a homosexual. aka, a gay mongoloid.
What's up homoloid? You stupid homoloid
homoloid by RG123 November 28, 2007
An enthusiastic Android nerd who hates Apple products.
Bob: I just bought an iPad.
Keith: WOW! That's soooooo gayy!!
Bob: Why?
Keith: Android is lightyears ahead off Apple in software engineering. It's open and free like linux and does not require iTunes.

Bob: Wow you really are a Homodroid.
Homodroid by Apple_Fanboy_1337 February 9, 2012
1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.
1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.
humoroid by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009

Homozoid 

Used typically for a male who displays major acts of idiocy. fool, idiot
"Man, Blake was being a real homozoid at the party last night."
Homozoid by VShell November 27, 2017

homoroad 

Its what you call two gay k-idol that haven't came out.
Sana the snake is such a homoroad.
homoroad by homoroad September 10, 2018

hemoroid 

you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!
hemoroid by tara and grace June 26, 2004
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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