humildo
Human dildo.
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Dutch Humidor
n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.
Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.
Dutch Humidor by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008
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humidor by Tingle Likes Rupees September 22, 2013
Chocolate Humidor
The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.
Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."
Chocolate Humidor by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017
Humilosity
A combination between humility and generosity.
Noun
The characteristic of being humble, good breeding, and nobility of stock.
Noun
The characteristic of being humble, good breeding, and nobility of stock.
Humilosity by MikeKal July 25, 2009
Cuban Cigar Humidor
Cuban Cigar Humidor by babyistillloveyou March 17, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!