Smjbab's definitions

humildo

Human dildo.

Yeah that guy who just walked into the bar? He's my humildo.

by Smjbab April 26, 2017

2018 Wife

Someone who dedicates one's time and resources to the financial success of a dedicated other, by handling any and all domestic duties in full, such as cleaning, decorating, handling the process of paying bills, any family obligations such as sending birthday cards. Also does light business administration duties as well such as bookkeeping, expense reports, filing and other paperwork.

I am an executive level single mom. I need a 2018 Wife so bad I will turn lesbo if I have to.

by Smjbab July 20, 2018

Bookshelving

Squeezing through a tight crowd back to front rather than side to side.

We left the show early, bookshelving through the crowd to get out the back.

by Smjbab March 9, 2017