humbutter

hummus: Chickpeas that are cooked with canola oil and assorted seasoning then smashed.

You need to get humbutter from the store so I can make a humbutter sandwich.

by anonymous August 1, 2012

Hogbutter

Found between the legs of obese women. Consists mostly of sweat and foul discharge which have been "churned" between her thighs. Used mainly in reference to oral sex.

One redneck to another: "The old lady let me get some of that hogbutter last night."

by Jfandcf May 25, 2008

hummuttering

A cross between humming and muttering usually performed by your nearest coworker.

Dave couldn't concentrate while his coworker, C.H. was hummuttering.

by tophatd October 19, 2009

Humbaster

A woman who after performing fellatio, unbeknownst to the man, spits his semen into a turkey baster and deposits it in her womb. After 9 fruitful months gives birth to the humbasted baby and then often proceeds to sue for childsupport.

He didn't even know the chick and she gave him a blowy in the alley behind the bar and turkey basted herself with it. Watch out for that humbaster.

by drclownpenis May 23, 2011

humbucker

A guitar pickup developed by Gibson in the late 1950's. Uses two side by side coils to reduce noise and provides and earthy tone.

I've got a custom Les Paul with three humbuckers in sequence.

by Owen March 22, 2005

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

humbuker

A sexual act
where one member farts in the other persons eye and then to take a poo on the same eye

Tom got humbukered the other day, it was disgusting

by ingera December 31, 2007