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humblesquached 

being crushed during intercourse by a lovely but large lady.
deceptive amouts of fat.
he slept with Tracy and got "humblesquashed"

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

humbletweet

To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.
"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"
humbletweet by Chibi Jeeb August 17, 2014

Humulesti 

Humulești, a village from town Târgu Neamț, Neamț Country, Western Moldavia, known for it gypsies. Humulești is called the "Mini Ferentari" originated from Ferentari (a neighborhood on the 5th Sector of Bucharest, Romania). Humulești has a bad reputation, known as the base of drug dealers and gypsies
I live in Humulesti.
Ohh you mean the Mini Ferentari?
Humulesti by eleyn0 November 7, 2021

humblectomy

Humblectomy (Humble - ectomy) : Describing a conceded person who likes to brag about everything they do no matter how small or insignificant. As if they have had all of their humbleness removed forcefully.
"Our manager brags so much about his meaningless accomplishments that I think he had a Humblectomy when he got promoted."
humblectomy by Timmay1369 September 25, 2010
when a girl sucks on your balls.
dude last night my bitch gave me humbles.
humbles by The Gherkin May 8, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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