humblectomy

Humblectomy (Humble - ectomy) : Describing a conceded person who likes to brag about everything they do no matter how small or insignificant. As if they have had all of their humbleness removed forcefully.

"Our manager brags so much about his meaningless accomplishments that I think he had a Humblectomy when he got promoted."

by Timmay1369 September 25, 2010

humorectomy

The surgical removal of a person's sense of humor. A common cure for a person who has had a humorectomy is a transfusion of teh lols.

Jim: I didn't find your joke funny at all. In fact, I thought it was offensive and vulgar, and I have half a mind to report you.
Bob: Looks like someone's had a humorectomy.

by scatterheart July 23, 2007

bumblectomy

The slang term for a colonoscopy.

Dave had his first bumblectomy on his 50th birthday at the Oaktown Hospital.

by zuker January 19, 2009