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Humortman sexes me 24/7
Humortman by tommygr33n April 26, 2019

Humberta 

It is a Brasilian mom name.

She's usually a cool ass person. SHES STUBBORN, but will always look out for your best interest. When she loves... she loves wholeheartedly.
OMG she is such a Humberta
Humberta by camilla_ara December 7, 2020

Humbertoing 

Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.
why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?

Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
Humbertoing by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019

Hubermanite 

Someone who practically worships high quality peer-reviewed scientific work, and the people that do it. (Such Dr. Andrew Huberman.
I'm not religious in the traditional sense. I'm more of a Hubermanite.
Hubermanite by Lollie Dot Com November 2, 2021

Huberman Husband 

A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.

This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.

If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.
"I'm looking for a Huberman husband"

Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.
"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"
Beach Humberland by geoff rowan October 16, 2008