humancore

The act of engaging with the emotions and traits that make humanity different from other animals.

I cried like a bitch last night thinking about the sheer size of the universe and the fact that everything I love will eventually die, including me.

Damn, bro. That's humancore as fuck.

humancore by asterios jones July 21, 2019

Humanzoned 

When someone rejects you and says "I like you as a fellow human being".

"My crush Jo humanzoned me."

Humanzoned by Ennah March 20, 2021

humanpole 

Poles hold items like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. A humanpole stands on the highway with things like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. Humanpoles replace metal and wooden poles in construction areas. What makes them so special, is that drivers are more likely to respond to the sign held by a humanpole over a metal pole. The basic job of a humanpole is to impose the threat of killing a human as opposed to a metal pole. Humanpoles are a suicide trap and are generally seen smoking.

I was driving down the highway when we were reduced to one-lane, I almost killed this guy holding the merge sign standing on the road, it was a humanpole, so I had to slow down.

humanpole by jsharkey February 5, 2009

HumanCar 

a super dope one to four passenger human/electric hybrid powered car

Let's rock the HumanCar DT and check the sitchy.

HumanCar by Flash the dog January 5, 2008

humannoyed 

A state in which you are extremely annoyed by other humans and their unseemly activities, despite being human yourself. Very aware and intelligent individuals who aren't "people persons" seem to be most prone to being humannoyed. This state is usually transient, otherwise it may signal some sort of antisocial personality disorder when very prolonged. Note this is usually a state of disdain, not aggression.

I don't go out on Black Friday," Jane said, "because if I do I will become intensely humannoyed by all of those grabby, greedy fools and their terrible spawn. I'm not a consummate misanthrope, but humans sure are a bane to this planet and my sanity sometimes.

humannoyed by zelums November 14, 2010

humacorn 

A human like figure with a single horn protruding from their forehead.

a humacorn is a human with a horn on their face

humacorn by Jaytee_92 November 11, 2009

humanure 

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.

humanure by gnostic3 January 2, 2023