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hugsband 

A man who is married but the only action he gets is hugs.
Jack used to get it twice a day, but ever since his kid was born he’s been a hugsband.
hugsband by slxpluvs June 6, 2018
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sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.
Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.
sports husband by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

Ineffable husbands

The ship name between Crowley and Aziraphale from the book and Amazon Prime show, “Good Omens.”
“The ineffable husbands may not say it but they definitely love each other”

Ineffable husbands are actually canon”

Husbandosexual 

Be attracted to and only to boys from anime cartoons.
Person 1: Bruh I never feel sexual attraction to anyone except todoroki
Person 2: Your husbandosexual :)
Husbandosexual by shotoswaifu March 4, 2020

corpse husband 

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.
have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy
corpse husband by kayy_341 October 2, 2020

Dua for husband come back 

Dua for husband come back should be performed in this way-

First of all make fresh wuzu.

Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.

Wear clean clothes.

Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.

Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.

Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.

After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.

Then blow your breath on a glass of water.

Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.

After that make a dua to Allah SWT.

Insha Allah your husband come back and become much better.

Do this dua for 15 days.

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Dua for husband come back

Cheating Husband

Cowardly married man who cheats with his coworker for years on his wife and family of 16 years and then RUNS away like a little bitch when confronted. Then he moves in with the still married slut with 3 kids from different men.
Everyone at work knew that Bill is a Cheating Husband by the way he played with that slut.
Cheating Husband by unicorntiny November 15, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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