Definitions by slxpluvs

hugsband 

A man who is married but the only action he gets is hugs.

Jack used to get it twice a day, but ever since his kid was born he’s been a hugsband.

hugsband by slxpluvs June 6, 2018

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

poop monkey by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

milfoil 

The vaginal juices of a MILF. Especially in referance to using them for cooking. See also milf oil.

Some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but I prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.

milfoil by slxpluvs December 9, 2008

bumblewhale 

1) A little, teeny, black and yellow whale / the fusion of a bumblebee and a whale.

2) Someone who claims to be a heavy drinker, but then nurses a single shot all night.

I thought you said Josh was wild, he ain't nothin' but a bumblewhale.

bumblewhale by slxpluvs September 27, 2007