4 definitions by slxpluvs

1
The vaginal juices of a MILF. Especially in referance to using them for cooking. See also milf oil.
Some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but I prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.
by slxpluvs November 27, 2006
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An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.
Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"
by slxpluvs November 21, 2009
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1) A little, teeny, black and yellow whale / the fusion of a bumblebee and a whale.

2) Someone who claims to be a heavy drinker, but then nurses a single shot all night.
I thought you said Josh was wild, he ain't nothin' but a bumblewhale.
by slxpluvs September 13, 2007
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A man who is married but the only action he gets is hugs.
Jack used to get it twice a day, but ever since his kid was born he’s been a hugsband.
by slxpluvs May 16, 2018
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