hugsband

A man who is married but the only action he gets is hugs.

Jack used to get it twice a day, but ever since his kid was born he’s been a hugsband.

by slxpluvs May 17, 2018

bumblewhale

1) A little, teeny, black and yellow whale / the fusion of a bumblebee and a whale.

2) Someone who claims to be a heavy drinker, but then nurses a single shot all night.

I thought you said Josh was wild, he ain't nothin' but a bumblewhale.

by slxpluvs September 14, 2007

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

by slxpluvs November 22, 2009

milfoil

The vaginal juices of a MILF. Especially in referance to using them for cooking. See also milf oil.

Some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but I prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.

by slxpluvs November 27, 2006