huffocate

Laughing so hard that you can't breathe.

Stop it, I'm gonna huffocate!

by imported_chicken May 8, 2023

Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

muffocate

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death

Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.

by Muffkin August 17, 2009

muffocated

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.

csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.

by eddy baby July 26, 2006

suffocate

1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.

1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven

by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004

Suffocate

The act of someone strangling another person for pleasure or self hatred. Can be kind of kinky.

"I want you to suffocate me"

"Suffocate me in between your thighs"

by JiffyA January 4, 2019

chuffocate

Wearing trousers that pull up so tightly in the crotch that the chuff will be liable to suffocate (particularly if the trousers in question are of the man made variety).

If those trousers were any tighter she would chuffocate.

by ALGO March 27, 2012