huevoso
After taking down some chump in a bar, Pedro's girlfriend says to him, "Ai, papi! Que huevoso estas!"
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chupame los huevos
Slang ; suck my eggs is the literal translation. On the street its "suck my balls"...basically a way to tell someone to fuck off
chupame los huevos by Shreegs February 11, 2014
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huevos splash
Being a male dancer is hard , so thats why I use Huevos Splash. "Huevos Splash you sexy Mother Fucker"
huevos splash by SubzeroNinja January 29, 2006
mis huevos
literally:my eggs; euphemism for "my balls", meant as a cry of disbelief. Mis Huesos is can also be used. Just like "my Ass" is used in english.
mis huevos by martin2006 January 10, 2009
Huevos Under Easy
“Huevos under easy” is a sexual act in which a male inserts one testicle into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the opposite testicle into said female's anus.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
We were making it hot and heavy, and found ourselves in a Swedish Helicopter. It was somewhat challenging, but the moment demanded a serving of huevos under easy, and I felt obliged to serve it up.
Huevos Under Easy by Radio Manbird October 17, 2012
estos huevos
estos huevos by Pacific skyra April 2, 2017
Dia de huevos
Sometimes pronounced Dia dela huevos. An annual holiday celebrated in Mexico and Texas. Festivities include decorating cacti with stars, and playing party themed video games. The goal of the holiday is to give someone the celebration of their lifetime. When someone steps in a red dot, you crack eggs in celebration.
Dia de huevos by JBOPatrick November 5, 2010