Hoyered

The act of one person agreeing to attend an event or gathering and subsequently bailing last minute without a satisfactory excuse.

I was suppose to hang out with Gary after work but he “hoyered” me

by cubbizzle February 23, 2010

hoyered

getting a homoerotic hug from a fake frenchman

That guy just totally hoyered me.

by Andy Blacke April 29, 2008

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

homered

A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.

He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.

by KGeezy February 4, 2009

hovered

Not sitting down in public stall & got the seatbelt, just hovered, resulting in random trajectories of poo.

Some dude just hovered the stall.

by Wraeth October 13, 2014

Homered

Having grown out thick brambled pubic hair like platinum recording artist Jewel, who is from Homer, Alaska.

Bro, I'm finta scrub my dirty hot dog pot with this bitchs brown brillo pad. She homered.

by Boney Stark November 11, 2021

Homered

Go home and get hammered, can be done alone but it is more socially acceptable to do with a group.

"I invited eight people to go get homered last night but everyone bailed, so I ended up drinking alone on the couch like a dirty alcoholic."

by 4labamah0tp0cket July 10, 2019