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getting a homoerotic hug from a fake frenchman
That guy just totally hoyered me.
hoyered by Andy Blacke April 29, 2008
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Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.
He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.
homered by KGeezy February 4, 2009
Not sitting down in public stall & got the seatbelt, just hovered, resulting in random trajectories of poo.
Some dude just hovered the stall.
hovered by Wraeth October 13, 2014
Having grown out thick brambled pubic hair like platinum recording artist Jewel, who is from Homer, Alaska.
Bro, I'm finta scrub my dirty hot dog pot with this bitchs brown brillo pad. She homered.
Homered by Boney Stark November 11, 2021
Go home and get hammered, can be done alone but it is more socially acceptable to do with a group.
"I invited eight people to go get homered last night but everyone bailed, so I ended up drinking alone on the couch like a dirty alcoholic."
Homered by 4labamah0tp0cket July 10, 2019