homered 

A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.

He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.

homered by KGeezy February 4, 2009

Homered 

Having grown out thick brambled pubic hair like platinum recording artist Jewel, who is from Homer, Alaska.

Bro, I'm finta scrub my dirty hot dog pot with this bitchs brown brillo pad. She homered.

Homered by Boney Stark November 11, 2021

Homered 

Go home and get hammered, can be done alone but it is more socially acceptable to do with a group.

"I invited eight people to go get homered last night but everyone bailed, so I ended up drinking alone on the couch like a dirty alcoholic."

Homered by 4labamah0tp0cket July 10, 2019

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

Homererotic 

Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.

Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.

Maud: Mmmmm, donut.

Homererotic by poetcetera November 12, 2010

Homere 

Homere is a male name of disputed origins which means "bringer of fun and joy", anyone named Homere has a lot of pressure as they will be expected to be humble, kind, generous, friendly, funny, musical, a good citizen, culturally eclectic, fashionable, intelligent and friends with peoples of all backgrounds.

Person 1: I think I would like to name my future son Homere

Person 2: If you're gonna name your son Homere, you better pray that the child becomes awesome, that name is a lot to live up to

Homere by bt83 November 30, 2010

Homeresque

In the style or manner of, or resembling the lamebrained antics of Homer Jay Simpson. Clumsy, ignorant and prone to sudden bouts of rage.

His homeresque behavior makes Tim quite unpopular at work, but he sure was the life of the party last night!

Homeresque by Resedo August 4, 2009