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The act of one person agreeing to attend an event or gathering and subsequently bailing last minute without a satisfactory excuse.
I was suppose to hang out with Gary after work but he “hoyered” me
Hoyered by cubbizzle February 23, 2010
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getting a homoerotic hug from a fake frenchman
That guy just totally hoyered me.
hoyered by Andy Blacke April 29, 2008
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Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.
He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.
homered by KGeezy February 4, 2009
Not sitting down in public stall & got the seatbelt, just hovered, resulting in random trajectories of poo.
Some dude just hovered the stall.
hovered by Wraeth October 13, 2014
Having grown out thick brambled pubic hair like platinum recording artist Jewel, who is from Homer, Alaska.
Bro, I'm finta scrub my dirty hot dog pot with this bitchs brown brillo pad. She homered.
Homered by Boney Stark November 11, 2021
Go home and get hammered, can be done alone but it is more socially acceptable to do with a group.
"I invited eight people to go get homered last night but everyone bailed, so I ended up drinking alone on the couch like a dirty alcoholic."
Homered by 4labamah0tp0cket July 10, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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