Hoyered

The act of one person agreeing to attend an event or gathering and subsequently bailing last minute without a satisfactory excuse.

I was suppose to hang out with Gary after work but he “hoyered” me

by cubbizzle February 23, 2010

Hoyer

Trashy, trailer-parkish, gaudy, gross, over the top.

Look at that woman standing in front of her run-down trailer with two babies on her hips, a beer and a cigarette in one hand, and the other hand adjusting her swass wedgie. That's so Hoyer!

by Edgar Sanderson August 1, 2008

hoyered

getting a homoerotic hug from a fake frenchman

That guy just totally hoyered me.

by Andy Blacke April 29, 2008

Hoyer

Apparently "Hoyer" is German for "What a bunch of freakin' boozehounds."

"Damn, those Hoyers sure like to drink beer. I bet they're German!"

by Andrew B Hoyer May 8, 2006

casey hoyer

an AMAZING SEXY ASS BITCH

casey hoyer is miiiiiightyyy fine.

by Caseyhoyer December 8, 2010

hoyerable

The inability of Browns quarterback Brian Hoyer to get the ball within 10 yards of his receivers!

Did you see that Hoyerable pass, 10 yds over the receivers head?

by Protry175 December 7, 2014

Hoyer

a purposeless and ineffective individual

Person 1: Tom doesn't help out with dinner
Person 2: He is such a Hoyer

by felixjaved June 16, 2022