howst

meaning how so, or how's this/that

Person: i just figured out why Rebecca hates me
Me: Howst?

by readmymind4 July 12, 2017

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Like A Hostess

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream

Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

Ouran High School Host Club

An anime/manga - by Bisco Hatori - about a girl named Fujioka Haruhi, who attends Ouran Academy on a scholarship. She is middle-class, and considered a "commoner" by her peers, although she is the top student in the school. She is taken in by the Ouran High School Host Club (the Host Club is made up of "wealthy boys with time who entertain wealthy girls with time... It is an elegant game unique to this school") after breaking a vase valued at eight million yen ($80,000 U.S.). The manga/anime details daily adventures of the club, including dances, festivals, rivalries, character histories, etc. It is a shojo that is more comic than romantic, and can make fun of itself and its genre.

The main characters of Ouran High School Host Club are:
Haruhi Fujioka: The natural type
Tamaki Suou: The prince type (President of the club)
Kyouya Ootori: The cool type
Hikaru Hitachiin: The little devil type
Kaoru Hitachiin: The little devil type (Hikaru's twin brother)
Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: The loli-shota type
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka: The wild type (Takes care of Honey)

Their types are their different appeals in the Host Club.

by NaivivTheRed October 20, 2006

ouran high school host club season 2

A much needed (but non-existent) sequel to Ouran High School Host Club anime. Go read the manga if you haven't, it might satisfy one more Ouran obsessed person (like me)

A vast majority of Ouran fans want Ouran High School Host Club season 2 now, now, NOW!

by RGBYGSCRSEFRLGDPPHGSS January 24, 2015

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014