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Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).
Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over
Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Like A Hostess 

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
Like A Hostess by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

Ouran High School Host Club

An anime/manga - by Bisco Hatori - about a girl named Fujioka Haruhi, who attends Ouran Academy on a scholarship. She is middle-class, and considered a "commoner" by her peers, although she is the top student in the school. She is taken in by the Ouran High School Host Club (the Host Club is made up of "wealthy boys with time who entertain wealthy girls with time... It is an elegant game unique to this school") after breaking a vase valued at eight million yen ($80,000 U.S.). The manga/anime details daily adventures of the club, including dances, festivals, rivalries, character histories, etc. It is a shojo that is more comic than romantic, and can make fun of itself and its genre.
The main characters of Ouran High School Host Club are:
Haruhi Fujioka: The natural type
Tamaki Suou: The prince type (President of the club)
Kyouya Ootori: The cool type
Hikaru Hitachiin: The little devil type
Kaoru Hitachiin: The little devil type (Hikaru's twin brother)
Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: The loli-shota type
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka: The wild type (Takes care of Honey)

Their types are their different appeals in the Host Club.

ouran high school host club season 2

A much needed (but non-existent) sequel to Ouran High School Host Club anime. Go read the manga if you haven't, it might satisfy one more Ouran obsessed person (like me)
A vast majority of Ouran fans want Ouran High School Host Club season 2 now, now, NOW!

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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