Hoeism is a diesease that most hoes struggle with on a daily basis. It can be contagious if you don't watch your self. Hoeism symptoms consist of: Using the dog filter on Snapchat constantly, Being innocent and not owning up to the fact you are a hoe, skanky clothing, Having multiple guy friends while having a boyfriend and saying you don't flirt with them when you actually do, and most importantly being unloyal. #TheseHoesAintLoyal

She struggles with hoeism

Hoeism by Shrekhipstergirl420 August 23, 2017

HowIMetYourMotherFucker

A person that introduces you to the TV show How I Met Your Mother and gets you hooked on it.

Person 1 : So how do you like the DVD I lent you ?

Person 2 : I can't stop watching the episodes. I almost watched the entire season 1. You're such a HowIMetYourMotherFucker !

HowIMetYourMotherFucker by Fred325 February 22, 2011

Hovisms

A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".

"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms

Hovisms by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008

hoism

(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.

One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.

hoism by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022

a-holism

1.) The act of being an a-hole, or in literal terms, an asshole.

2.) The act of being addicted to assholes.

I talked to that girl Shaniquea, and boy, shes a ho with a bad case of a-holism.

a-holism by davod April 7, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026