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howism

A religion centered around sacrificing a person named how to a blood god.
Lets practice some howism.
Yeah sure. HOW GET THE FUCK HERE.
by Laughingkekeke June 14, 2023
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Hoeism

To possess the characteristics and act in ways that are hoe, tramp, hooker, prostitute, skank, and/or slut-like.
Her hoeism game is thick.
by Miss Bo$$ September 11, 2010
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Hoeism

Hoeism is a diesease that most hoes struggle with on a daily basis. It can be contagious if you don't watch your self. Hoeism symptoms consist of: Using the dog filter on Snapchat constantly, Being innocent and not owning up to the fact you are a hoe, skanky clothing, Having multiple guy friends while having a boyfriend and saying you don't flirt with them when you actually do, and most importantly being unloyal. #TheseHoesAintLoyal
She struggles with hoeism
by Shrekhipstergirl420 August 23, 2017
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HowIMetYourMotherFucker

A person that introduces you to the TV show How I Met Your Mother and gets you hooked on it.
Person 1 : So how do you like the DVD I lent you ?

Person 2 : I can't stop watching the episodes. I almost watched the entire season 1. You're such a HowIMetYourMotherFucker !
by Fred325 February 22, 2011
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Hovisms

A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".
"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms
by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008
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hoism

(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.
One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.
by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022
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a-holism

1.) The act of being an a-hole, or in literal terms, an asshole.

2.) The act of being addicted to assholes.
I talked to that girl Shaniquea, and boy, shes a ho with a bad case of a-holism.
by davod April 7, 2004
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