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A disease in which the afflicted shows signs of intense thirst and/or performs actions in which one might be called a "ho".
"Damn, did you see Duhquan yiking with that bitch over there? He must have a serious case of hodism."
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To possess the characteristics and act in ways that are hoe, tramp, hooker, prostitute, skank, and/or slut-like.
Her hoeism game is thick.
Hoeism by Miss Bo$$ September 11, 2010
Hoeism is a diesease that most hoes struggle with on a daily basis. It can be contagious if you don't watch your self. Hoeism symptoms consist of: Using the dog filter on Snapchat constantly, Being innocent and not owning up to the fact you are a hoe, skanky clothing, Having multiple guy friends while having a boyfriend and saying you don't flirt with them when you actually do, and most importantly being unloyal. #TheseHoesAintLoyal
She struggles with hoeism
Hoeism by Shrekhipstergirl420 August 23, 2017
Hoodism, a religion simalar to buddhism, based on the ancient teachings of Hooda, is the path to attain god-like gangster powers and enlightment. Requires seclusion from the civilized world and a life devoted to gangbanging, smoking crack, spray painting, and pimpin hoes.
Freddy Smith converted to hoodism after he dropped out of school, left his home and fucked his best friends mom after gangbanging his father with other followers of hoodism.
Hoodism by tDs-diN, TINGBOE > j00 December 6, 2004
A typical statement by Emily Houdi, often incorporating the word "society" and illogical, irrelevant banter.

See houdiism.
"I feel that society has pressured certain members of our society to be socialized in a way which results in society being antisocial."
houdism by Emily Houdi April 10, 2003
A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".
"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms
Hovisms by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008
(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.
One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.
hoism by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022
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