housser

Housser:

A common boorish man of low wit and poor balance, commonly disproportionate and homely.

"Man did you see that housser, jesus he almost got smoked by that train"

by Rooster 464646 July 29, 2006

half houser

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

Houssem

His name literally means "sharp sword": better not piss him off. Nomen omen. Houssem is a demanding guy.

When he speaks in French, he'll make your heart melt. He's got curly hair that will blow your mind and sweet lips that will make you die.
He's so hot he's illegal: he will make you so horny you'll literally want to leave your house and commit crimes. No one fucks you better than him.

If you know a Houssem, he probably works in cybersecurity. He's smart and knows what he wants out of life.
He likes to change plans at the last minute and has a thing for Italian food. Strong and active, curious to try everything.
A Houssem is caring and will make you madly fall in love with him.

You'll meet him while he's smoking a cigarette leaning against a wall, the gaze of someone who has conquered an empire.

I met the hottest guy ever who said I'm "très mignon"... He's sexy as hell and I'm totally crazy about him.

He's a Houssem for sure.

by rita_lin September 6, 2021

houssei

houssei is an amazing friend she is very funny and will fight anyone who makes you sad. sometimes she will be distant but it’s because she has something going on. she doesn’t talk about her problems in depth but cares about you a lot and will always ask about your day. houssei is beautiful and very smart. she loves marvel movies and can talk about it for hours. if you have houssei in your life keep them

friend 1: my friend is the best person in the world

friend 2: yeah because they’re a houssei

by anonymousperson428 June 9, 2021

houssein

A man you can trust, he is kind, caring, smart, somewhat good looking. He would never do anything thing to make you feel bad, if you tell him a secret he wouldn't tell. He is amazing

Fuck you i wish you were more like a Houssein

by Xrt7yfc77ytdyg November 2, 2016

hosser

Thats a pig that dont fly Straight

You know what a hosser is... thats a pig that dont fly straight- scarface

by Apugs June 2, 2004

Houser

Pronounced 'House-er', not 'howser'. A subculture in the late 80's into the 90's, where they became 'ravers'. A houser listened to electronic music, wore baggy pants, pioneers of rave culture, house music festivals, wallet chains, drugs and glowsticks were big.

I am gonna DJ an electronic music party for a bunch of housers and their friends.

by shawnovin June 15, 2008