houseroom 

The most horrific thing in the word. Frequently entirely silent.

Damn, houseroom! Its horrible!

houseroom by Luciaeqrg March 29, 2009

housecooling 

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.

"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."

housecooling by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006

Househomie

Someone that resides in your spare bedroom and pays rent for the privilege.

Lou: Hey, how come Claude is always hanging round your house, doesn't he have a place of his own?

David: Well erm, no. He's my new househomie. He pays rent and stuff. You'll see him a lot. Maybe.

Househomie by Gazlar53 May 21, 2011

housemom 

A dressing room attendant of a strip club

Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."

housemom by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Housecookie 

Someone who prefers to remain at home more often, than not. It is not meant to be derogatory, but rather a pleasant (sweet) descriptive of someone who enjoys their time inside, working on the home, or working remotely.

“I like working on projects at home-I’m really a Housecookie type!” Or, “I work outside the home, but my husband is a Housecookie and prefers to work remotely.”

Housecookie by LauraOoOoOo March 14, 2021

Housetom 

A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play video games with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission once in a blue moon to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally pussy whipped friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.

I would like to go have a beer with my pussy whipped buddy but he has officially become a Housetom, thus his girlfriend censors my calls to his phone. She has labeled me, or any friend of his that is single, as a wildcard due to lack of overbearing girlfriend surveillance.

Housetom by Ohboyskies May 6, 2014

homeroom hitler 

a man or person that is protective over a room

boy 1: HEY CAN I COME IN ?
boy 2: NO STAY AWAY !!!!!!
boy 2: dude stop being such a homeroom hitler

homeroom hitler by qwertyuiopwank June 20, 2011