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houseroom 

The most horrific thing in the word. Frequently entirely silent.
Damn, houseroom! Its horrible!
houseroom by Luciaeqrg March 29, 2009
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housecooling 

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.
"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."
housecooling by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006

Househomie

Someone that resides in your spare bedroom and pays rent for the privilege.
Lou: Hey, how come Claude is always hanging round your house, doesn't he have a place of his own?

David: Well erm, no. He's my new househomie. He pays rent and stuff. You'll see him a lot. Maybe.
Househomie by Gazlar53 May 21, 2011

housemom 

A dressing room attendant of a strip club
Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."
housemom by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Housecookie 

Someone who prefers to remain at home more often, than not. It is not meant to be derogatory, but rather a pleasant (sweet) descriptive of someone who enjoys their time inside, working on the home, or working remotely.
“I like working on projects at home-I’m really a Housecookie type!” Or, “I work outside the home, but my husband is a Housecookie and prefers to work remotely.”
Housecookie by LauraOoOoOo March 14, 2021

Housetom 

A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play video games with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission once in a blue moon to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally pussy whipped friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.
I would like to go have a beer with my pussy whipped buddy but he has officially become a Housetom, thus his girlfriend censors my calls to his phone. She has labeled me, or any friend of his that is single, as a wildcard due to lack of overbearing girlfriend surveillance.
Housetom by Ohboyskies May 6, 2014

homeroom hitler 

a man or person that is protective over a room
boy 1: HEY CAN I COME IN ?
boy 2: NO STAY AWAY !!!!!!
boy 2: dude stop being such a homeroom hitler
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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