Lou: Hey, how come Claude is always hanging round your house, doesn't he have a place of his own?

David: Well erm, no. He's my new househomie. He pays rent and stuff. You'll see him a lot. Maybe.

Househomie by Gazlar53 May 21, 2011

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housemom

A dressing room attendant of a strip club

Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."

housemom by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

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Housecookie

Someone who prefers to remain at home more often, than not. It is not meant to be derogatory, but rather a pleasant (sweet) descriptive of someone who enjoys their time inside, working on the home, or working remotely.

“I like working on projects at home-I’m really a Housecookie type!” Or, “I work outside the home, but my husband is a Housecookie and prefers to work remotely.”

Housecookie by LauraOoOoOo March 14, 2021

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Housetom

A Housetom is an extremely whipped man, that is like a lazy tomcat who has been neutered, and is not allowed by his wife or girlfriend to play video games with his homeboys, nor allowed to go to the strip club anymore. He is given permission once in a blue moon to go have "a beer" with his pre-approved and vetted group of equally pussy whipped friends who all have to be home by 9 on Fridays and maybe 10 on Saturdays after some discreet begging.

I would like to go have a beer with my pussy whipped buddy but he has officially become a Housetom, thus his girlfriend censors my calls to his phone. She has labeled me, or any friend of his that is single, as a wildcard due to lack of overbearing girlfriend surveillance.

Housetom by Ohboyskies May 6, 2014

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homeroom hitler

a man or person that is protective over a room

boy 1: HEY CAN I COME IN ?
boy 2: NO STAY AWAY !!!!!!
boy 2: dude stop being such a homeroom hitler

homeroom hitler by qwertyuiopwank June 20, 2011

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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