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His name literally means "sharp sword": better not piss him off. Nomen omen. Houssem is a demanding guy.

When he speaks in French, he'll make your heart melt. He's got curly hair that will blow your mind and sweet lips that will make you die.
He's so hot he's illegal: he will make you so horny you'll literally want to leave your house and commit crimes. No one fucks you better than him.

If you know a Houssem, he probably works in cybersecurity. He's smart and knows what he wants out of life.
He likes to change plans at the last minute and has a thing for Italian food. Strong and active, curious to try everything.
A Houssem is caring and will make you madly fall in love with him.

You'll meet him while he's smoking a cigarette leaning against a wall, the gaze of someone who has conquered an empire.
I met the hottest guy ever who said I'm "très mignon"... He's sexy as hell and I'm totally crazy about him.

He's a Houssem for sure.
Houssem by rita_lin September 6, 2021
Words you can keep
Houssam is a very caring and loving guy who is constantly aware and appreciative of the people around him. A humble man who is wise, and excellent at guiding others to success with him. When Houssam has a goal, he is very persistent with pursuing his objective and will not give up. Anyone who meets a Houssam is very lucky because he is the type of person that influences you to be a better person.
Houssam is filled with a lot of Humility. It's hard to find that in the 21st century, but Houssam is a very fine gentleman.
Houssam by Pookie C August 10, 2018
An overachiever
Might be a swimmer
Pronounced sense of humor
Engaging, sociable
Intelligent, witty, charming, determined and a leader
all guys want to be him and all girls want him, he is such a Houssam!
Houssam by agentredhead December 13, 2009

comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.
i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.
comcast housemates by Charleez September 23, 2007
houssei is an amazing friend she is very funny and will fight anyone who makes you sad. sometimes she will be distant but it’s because she has something going on. she doesn’t talk about her problems in depth but cares about you a lot and will always ask about your day. houssei is beautiful and very smart. she loves marvel movies and can talk about it for hours. if you have houssei in your life keep them
friend 1: my friend is the best person in the world

friend 2: yeah because they’re a houssei
houssei by anonymousperson428 June 9, 2021

houssein 

A man you can trust, he is kind, caring, smart, somewhat good looking. He would never do anything thing to make you feel bad, if you tell him a secret he wouldn't tell. He is amazing
Fuck you i wish you were more like a Houssein
houssein by Xrt7yfc77ytdyg November 2, 2016

housemate 

This term, commonly used by college-age students, is someone you share a house with (or, less commonly, an apartment).

These people were, to my knowledge, formerly known as "roommates," in virtually all contexts.

Housemate seems to be merely one of the many trendy terms being tossed around these days.

Here are possible reasons for this word's existence:

A) Perhaps it's supposed to have less of the negative stigma that the word "roommate" seems to carry with it.

B) Also possible is that roommate implies a closer relationship/friendship than simply housemate.
John, Dave, and Bill were looking for another housemate to share in the rent.

That guy across the hall, he's my housemate.
housemate by kirE August 24, 2007
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