housepro

The year 2020 spawned an increase of work from home professionals and given the number of Zoom and Teams meetings during the same time, business professionals need d d a t we am to define their state of dress at home while working and thus term "Housepro" came to be.

Did you see how Sheila was dressed on Zoom? I know we work from home but was that taking it too far? Naw bro, Sheila was dressed in Housepro! Get with the program and stay comfy

by Tokenship February 14, 2025

housebroken

Trained to act and behave appropriately indoors.

"My dog is housebroken. He knows to piss outside; not on the rug."

by WeAreAbsoulutelyAnonymous August 14, 2008

Housepricecrash

Byword for excessively paranoid web moderation. More broadly, the point at which any self-regulating group is taken over by zealots and control freaks and becomes a cult.

"Oooh, it's all gone a bit housepricecrash around here." (Rudolf Hess shortly before fleeing Nazi Germany via a plane to Scotland).

"In the future there will be a housepricecrash." Maximilien Robespierre

by MIstress M November 26, 2007

lil housephone

A black rapper from Hawthorne ca who is addicted to ketamine and fent xans

Damn lil housephone is in the kitchen snorting horse tranquilizer again.

by Adthemarvelous March 12, 2021

housebro

A housebro is a guy, roommate or husband or boyfriend or otherwise cohabitor that takes care of domestic chores and duties. He's a bro who isn't afraid to mop, do the dishes, take out the laundry for you, carry in the groceries or take out the trash. He never complains about having to do it because it makes both of you happier to do so.

I'm so glad my housebro did all the sweeping and cleaned up the cat puke today.

by WatercolorheartUD March 17, 2020

hosepros

A group of non-engineers that know any and everything about hydraulic hose. They are so good at what they do, they only need to be at the office for 6 or 7 hours, and can even take an extra long lunch break.

Leave it to the hosepros, they will do what they do best.

by CommercialFan October 25, 2015

housebroken

What happy wives say about husband who share fairly housechore :)

"My husband's housebroken 'cause he knew from day one that couples who split the housework fairly are the happiest between the sheets. They have the most sex, are the most satisfied with their sex lives, and express the highest level of sexual intimacy."

by Alain97133 October 22, 2015