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houseosis 

being confined indefinitely in your home and being sick and tired of everyone and it's contents and yearning to bolt from the structure.
After spending two weeks inside my house due to a broken fibula, a snow storm hit the city hard. As a result, people are being forced to stay in their homes and off the roads and further citing, it could be days before anyone gets out. A major case of houseosis has begun set in.
houseosis by housebroken January 12, 2011

Hooseoisie 

(hooz-wah-zee)Privileged red-neck class in the central and southern mid-west frequently seen at the Lake of the Ozarks in very expensive boats drinking and hollering. Combination of "Hoosier" and "Bourgeoisie".
Bill: Man, I can't imagine having so much money that I could spend it building a Monster Truck!

Tom: That's because you're not a member of the Hooseoisie
Hooseoisie by wallace-yz August 10, 2008

Hussosis 

A mental disease where an author has a tendency to kill off characters of their movies, stories, games, etc. It derives from author and creator, Andrew Hussie
Person 1: Man, this guy just made all of my ships cannon then killed them off!
Person 2: They must have a bad case of Hussosis..

houseatosis 

The condition of foul, lingering odors in one's house. From house+(hali)tosis.
I remember the night when the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarassed because of lingering odors, the houseatosis.
houseatosis by quack February 27, 2005

housesest 

Sexual relations with roommates. Often invokes gossip and/or unnecessary drama.
"Way too much housesest last semester at college"
housesest by Andrew Wise February 13, 2007

housitosis 

When a house has a funky smell.
I walked into his house and it smelled really gross; it had a bad case of housitosis.
housitosis by Daisyness November 12, 2011

hoesiosis 

when you’re a hoe , but you have scoliosis
That girl over there looks like she has hoesiosis.
hoesiosis by big brains November 18, 2019
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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