hoesiosis
hoesiosis by big brains November 18, 2019
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hoeliosis
A spinal disease that's is contracted from popping your ass and boobs out for elongated periods of time.
Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?
Man 2: nah man why
Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies
Man 2: nah man why
Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies
hoeliosis by Putin it in your mom April 20, 2014
houseosis
being confined indefinitely in your home and being sick and tired of everyone and it's contents and yearning to bolt from the structure.
After spending two weeks inside my house due to a broken fibula, a snow storm hit the city hard. As a result, people are being forced to stay in their homes and off the roads and further citing, it could be days before anyone gets out. A major case of houseosis has begun set in.
houseosis by housebroken January 12, 2011
housitosis
housitosis by Daisyness November 12, 2011
haysiosis
The condition or state of smelling so incredibly rank that it efffects not only those near you but those scores of miles away. The effect of the smell can range from unconsciousness to instant fatality. The only known case of this horrible disease is in Annapolis Maryland. A student at the Naval Academy reportedly undergoes weekly check ups to make sure that his stench is contained to such an extent that only his roommates are burdened with this horrendous stench.
Alex Hays is the only person in the world with a case of Haysiosis.
A slow and torturous death is preferable to smelling a person infected with haysiosis.
A slow and torturous death is preferable to smelling a person infected with haysiosis.
haysiosis by snappyturtle April 22, 2006
holiosis
I bought a white escort last night and got a 10 percent discount when I mentioned I noticed her holiosis
holiosis by LemmeF1ndOut November 15, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.