hoesiosis 

when you’re a hoe , but you have scoliosis

That girl over there looks like she has hoesiosis.

hoesiosis by big brains November 18, 2019

hoeliosis

A spinal disease that's is contracted from popping your ass and boobs out for elongated periods of time.

Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?

Man 2: nah man why

Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies

hoeliosis by Putin it in your mom April 20, 2014

houseosis 

being confined indefinitely in your home and being sick and tired of everyone and it's contents and yearning to bolt from the structure.

After spending two weeks inside my house due to a broken fibula, a snow storm hit the city hard. As a result, people are being forced to stay in their homes and off the roads and further citing, it could be days before anyone gets out. A major case of houseosis has begun set in.

houseosis by housebroken January 12, 2011

housitosis 

When a house has a funky smell.

I walked into his house and it smelled really gross; it had a bad case of housitosis.

housitosis by Daisyness November 12, 2011

haysiosis 

The condition or state of smelling so incredibly rank that it efffects not only those near you but those scores of miles away. The effect of the smell can range from unconsciousness to instant fatality. The only known case of this horrible disease is in Annapolis Maryland. A student at the Naval Academy reportedly undergoes weekly check ups to make sure that his stench is contained to such an extent that only his roommates are burdened with this horrendous stench.

Alex Hays is the only person in the world with a case of Haysiosis.

A slow and torturous death is preferable to smelling a person infected with haysiosis.

haysiosis by snappyturtle April 22, 2006

holiosis

When the vaginal hole is abnormally crooked and you are not asian.

I bought a white escort last night and got a 10 percent discount when I mentioned I noticed her holiosis

holiosis by LemmeF1ndOut November 15, 2021