housecest 

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.

"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"

housecest by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

housemaster 

The hero that looks like a slice of bread, responsible for all things surrounding the Arfenhouse.

housemaster by H Hog September 5, 2003

housecunt 

An able, snobby lady of childbearing age that, out of laziness, spends her days shopping instead of making any useful contributions to society.

I had the day off and took the kids to the zoo. The place was packed with housecunts.

housecunt by kcolc February 12, 2014

housemaster 

A hero who looks like a piece of bread with red square eyes and a curved line for a mouth. Has a green shirt with a purple collar, blue pants and yellow square fists. Speaks horrible english and is the main character in Arfenhouse.

"Housemaster, I--" *CRASH* - Joseph, Arfenhouse the Movie.

housemaster by horror_blood October 26, 2003

hostcest 

When a person hits on, dates, or otherwise has non-platonic relations with their exchange student or host.

Dude, did you hear about James taking his German exchange student, Eva, to prom? It's totally hostcest.

hostcest by A Kozak May 20, 2007

Housecel 

A housecel is a person who complains about the price of real estate where they currently live. Usually, housecels can be found in desirable cities where it is common for real estate to be expensive.

The etymology of housecel is derived from the word “incel” a shorthand for involuntarily celibate. Incels will complain that no women will date them however they refuse to lower their standards.

There is a parallel drawn in housecels where they wish to own the most expensive house type (detached single family homes) in popular neighborhoods and refuse to consider other options such as townhouses and condominiums, even if that is what they can afford. The thought of relocation, increasing their earnings, or partnering up with a spouse is often taken as an insult as well.

Person 1: Detached homes are so expensive in Toronto we need government to cause house prices to crash 300% so I can enter the market

Person 2: have you thought about buying a condo perhaps
Person 1: condo??! I will NEVER live in a concrete shoebox. How DARE you
Person 2: you sound like a housecel

Housecel by Doug Ford 2022 May 7, 2021

houseless 

For someone who lives on the streets, they don't need a home to live in. They don't need a roof over their head. Their home is the streets.

"I met a guy that refuses to stay in a shelter, and he doesn't mind living on the streets. He's staying at a campsite down the road. He's not really homeless, he's houseless."

houseless by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014