housecunt

An able, snobby lady of childbearing age that, out of laziness, spends her days shopping instead of making any useful contributions to society.

I had the day off and took the kids to the zoo. The place was packed with housecunts.

by kcolc February 12, 2014

housecest

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.

"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"

by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

Homecunting

During homecoming when every girl in a class becomes a complete bitch for no reason

The girls are being total homecunts because its homecunting

by A guy that is me September 18, 2013

HouseTurtle

/HouseTurtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours

Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes

by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016

Horsecunt

a freakishly dirty and gaped cunt or a complete or total douchbag, popularized by Sir Rah Shid.

God that kids a Horsecunt

by Prohetofdoom August 28, 2010

housecoat

The correct name for something a wool calls a 'dressing gown'. It's a feckin coat you wear in the house and not a dress!

Where's my housecoat.

by Granny gramma May 8, 2018

felix da housecat

a house music dj also known as Thee Maddkatt Courtship, Aphrohead and Sharkimaxx. His real name is Felix Stallings, Jr.

"felix da housecat is da shit"

by figsomatic April 3, 2009