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Homocestobation 

To engage in a sexual relationship with your genetic clone, mixing homosexuality, incest and masturbation.
There was nothing on the telly so the clone and I decided to have a nice romantic night of homocestobation.
Homocestobation by Harry_Munk January 16, 2013

homecist 

like being racist but for homeless people
seriously, stop being so homecist. homeless people did nothing to you.
homecist by big momma tomma November 26, 2013

HomicestualCanibalpheleism 

the act of killing, raping, then eating family members...(with a rusty spork)
I'm so pissed off at my sexy sister so I'm going to believe in Homicestualcanibalpheleism and kill, rape, and eat her...(with a rusty spork)

No Homocest 

When you are making love or saying I love you to a sibling of the same gender
Bruce~”I love you kaitlyn no homocest” kaitlyn~“I love you too no homocest”
No Homocest by That one uncle December 15, 2018

Homocestabation

The act of having sex with a clone of yourself. A mix of homosexuality, incest, and masturbation. Originating from Reddit.
Person 1: "How would you react if you met yourself?"
Person 2: "Homocestabation. All the way."

Homecentered

Verb://(active, past tense): To have shopped at a "Homecenter" chain store and experienced any combination of: being ignored by employees of the store, or run away from if it seems they sense you need their customer service; to approach an employee of a homecenter whom is wearing an orange or blue apron with the logo of the homechenter and LITERALLY receive a response of "no habla englaish" (again while wearing the homecenter uniform apron, in the homecenter, on the home center sales floor during normal hours of operation)...to be advised on how to perform a plumbing project or electrical project, only to later discover from a professional that you've been not only misinformed about how the product should be used, but told the OPPOSITE of the correct application of the plumbing or electrical project; To trip over palettes of shrinkwrapped boxes, under a flourescent glare that blinds you temporarily; to purchase an faucet, toilet, tool or sink and later find out you paid above MSRP.
Home Depot, Lowe's, Homecentered