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One who is racist against horses

Wow! You're such a horsecist, what did horses ever do to you?

Horsecist by Ed Jewcation December 11, 2017

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Horsepistol

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care

"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."

Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

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Horsecist • Horsepistol • horsetist • horse custard • Horse Fister • horsebite • horsefish • horseism • horsepital • homecist

Horsebite

Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard

Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight

Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

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housecest

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.

"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"

housecest by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

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horsepital

A hospital for horses.

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.

horsepital by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

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homecist

like being racist but for homeless people

seriously, stop being so homecist. homeless people did nothing to you.

homecist by big momma tomma November 26, 2013

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Horsecunt

a freakishly dirty and gaped cunt or a complete or total douchbag, popularized by Sir Rah Shid.

God that kids a Horsecunt

Horsecunt by Prohetofdoom August 28, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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