Assholes who cut up hard worked on movies to make them soft for the American Public they don't even know, considering I was able to handle the Scorpion King just fine when I was twelve. That movie was PG-13!
MPAA: You can't release your movie yet unless we, the MPAA, chop it up and make it less entertaining. Which includes taking out every form of character development. We were offended greatly by it.
ME: Of course, the film was about overcoming racism.
Probably the best 1st person shooter ever created. Kicks ass. You are a marine on the phobos moon base where everything fucks up and you kill zombies monster demons and shit. The plot was stolen (and some level design) to make Event Horizon. In short, play DooM or people will make fun of you!
Dude, I'm playing DooM on Ultra-Violence!
Cool, did you get the chainsaw yet?
Quite possibly the best site in the world. Tons on flash, games. Porn, for all of you losers out there looking for stick-figure hentai e-zine or whatever the fuck you nerds like. Newgrounds kicks ass!
Usually people check out sections of Newgrounds for stuff, but forget that there is a search engine...
A really dark and mysterious warrior from Mortal Kombat series of games. He looks almost like a shadow, you could say. Dark, but if you look closely you'll notice he's yet ANOTHER palette-swapped ninja. His name is derived from the programmers of MK, John Tobias and Ed Boon. Tobias Boon: Noob Saibot. Games he's appeared in include Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3(I think), Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat Gold and hopefully Mortal Kombat: Deception.
I hope Noob Saibot appears in Deception.
1) The third in the Castle Wolfenstein games. A FPS created by
id Software. You play as BJ Blackowics and you have to escape Castle Wolfenstein, killing Nazi's along the way. You also have to kill Hitler.
2) Gave birth to games such as DooM, Rise of the Triad (which was also reffered to as a sequal somewhere) and is followed by Spear of Destiny.
Castle Wolfenstein, Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 3D, Spear of Destiny, Return to Castle Wolfensteinh
Buy a
Wolfenstein 3D
mug!
Japanese movie. One of the best movies I have ever seen. The boss of the Anjo gang is killed by Ichi, a mentally disturbed killer who kills with foot razors. He is directed to kill "bullies" by an old man known as Jijji. When the boss goes missing, one of the gang members Kakihara, a masochist who liked it when the boss beat him, arranges a search for the boss. Torture and such ensues. Based off of a Manga. Also has an anime. ALso known as Koroshya 1.
I wouldn't reccomend Ichi the Killer to rascists or closed-minded teeny boppers. But I would reccomend it to the smarter people.
Buy a
Ichi the killer
mug!
Better than Pokemon, but is that saying much?
How much do you want to bet Digimon was cool but ruined by the US dubbing.
