House Shit

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A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home

On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"

House Shit by z46k December 30, 2023

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Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

Shit House Polio by Mustard King April 1, 2010

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shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.

Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

shit house pecker checker by festus 1 November 6, 2012

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shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.

You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!

shit house lawyer by sativo8339 October 16, 2008

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Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.

"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"

Shit House Shuffle by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009

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bangs like a shit house door

A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.

"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"

bangs like a shit house door by Sammyseven November 14, 2006

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Shit House Flim Flam

The act of hiding out in the bathroom to avoid an unfavorable task.

Leo: "where you been?"
Todd: "I saw you fuckers practicing PLF's so I pulled a shit house flim flam."

Shit House Flim Flam by AlexLewis November 17, 2016

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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