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your mom's house 

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.
My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

yo mom's house

a good response to where. make them nibbas cry.
(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)

synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
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Hey, jack, where you been?
Yo mom's house.

Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.

Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.

Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house

Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.

I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.
yo mom's house by SNUBBED June 23, 2019

when your mom was at my house 

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"
My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.
Dr. House moment by weasel990 January 25, 2010

a House moment 

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
a House moment by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008

Tree House Moment 

When a girl goes down on a guy in a tree house and doesnt remember the next day.
"Dammit I cant remember what happened last night, what happened?"
"Yeah girl, you had a tree house moment"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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