your mom's house

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

by Chester A Arthur's Ghost March 4, 2014

Your moms house

Where I was last night.

Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"

by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

Your Moms House

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

by CringeKing... August 23, 2018

Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

by Howugay101 November 11, 2019

i was at your moms house

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

by soccer dude May 10, 2006