hottens

An expression of great beauty.

Damn man, she's is so hottens! I would totally have coitus with her.

by purify2 October 9, 2012

The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008

what starts with p and ends with orn and is the hottest part of the movie industry

The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.

"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017

Hortense

A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!

Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?

Person 1: Yeah, that's her!

by CookieDough May 23, 2013

Hortense

The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010

Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005