hot airballoon
I blind folded my girlfriend and said "open up" but instead I bent over and lit my lighter and gave her the hot airballoon.
hot airballoon by jomo85 April 27, 2006
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hot air balloon
A conveyance consisting of a sturdy large basket that can hold 4 or more people & is propelled up into the air by a gas burner. They go over 10,000 feet in elevation!
hot air balloon by Starchylde May 28, 2016
Jamaican Hot Air Balloon
Jamaican Hot Air Balloon by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018
a hot air balloon going Mach 10
a hot air balloon going Mach 10 by Unkanow April 15, 2020
North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon
The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.
Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.
North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010
Rusty Hot Air Balloon
When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.
See description.
Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.
Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.
Rusty Hot Air Balloon by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013
Hot Air Balloon Ride
The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.
Hot Air Balloon Ride by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011
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