Definitions by jomo85

willy wonka 

skull fucking while shitting down chest

I was doing naked pull ups and she started blowing me, so i wrapped my legs around her head and gave her the willy wonka.

willy wonka by jomo85 April 27, 2006

hair dryer 

farting into an open vagina

I was fucking my girlfriend you know, in that position where she is on her shoulders and your pretty much sitting down on her to fuck her. Well my dick fell out, so I rocked forward and gave her the hair dryer.

hair dryer by jomo85 April 27, 2006

hot airballoon 

farting into an open vagina while lighting it on fire.

I blind folded my girlfriend and said "open up" but instead I bent over and lit my lighter and gave her the hot airballoon.

hot airballoon by jomo85 April 27, 2006