A pretty girl who sincerely likes to be intimate in all three of the erotic orifices. She is not slutty or crude, but rather sexually aware and creative.
Al: "Man, you guys are going at it all the time. Aren't you worried it might become too routine?"
Tim: " Uh-uh. She's a 3Zoner. The possibilities are endless!"
An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.
Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.