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A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
no, Hoshners are beastlier than chuck Norris
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A strong dependable guy. Mature beyond his years. Hohners have women falling for them every time they turn around. Hohners have been know to be the best of friends and in most cases boyfriends. Hohners are the worlds greatest lovers and they can be trusted with anything. Hohners are nothing short of amazing.
no, Hohners are beastlier than chuck Norris
Hohner by Scoobydadoodobaboom November 26, 2010
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A person who is kind and Dependable. He will do anything for you. Hohners tend to be very Musically inclined. Hohners are also known to be the best lovers.
You don't know love till you have had a Hohner!
Hohner by joe nathans November 26, 2010
A sheet bag. To be up sheet creek without a paddle.
" Godamn they Hosnered my ass and threw away the key! 🗝️ "
hosner by C0rnholi0 January 27, 2022

Hohnerkkah 

Da end-of-da year period when Torah-observing citizens use harmonicas to go caroling in da streets.
If Tevya and his cronies celebrate Hohnerkkah by serenading da citizens of Anatevka with live music, do they allow da fiddler on da roof to join in??
Hohnerkkah by QuacksO December 2, 2024

do the Hohners 

Refers to where you perform a musical number on a classic Hohner-brand harmonica to salute/recognize someone's exceptional achievement/status.
"Dancing With The Stars" host: And now here's a splendid harmonica-chorus rendition of "Annie Laurie", a favorite traditional folk-song in celebration of our winners --- Johnny Puleo and the Chimes Family will do the Hohners.
do the Hohners by QuacksO August 2, 2018

I'd be hohnered 

Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!
I'd be hohnered by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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