sweetpea's definitions

Zero

A pretty rare name, if you’ve ever met a Zero or someone who goes by that, you’ll pick up right from the start that they’re loyal and take their friendships seriously. On the outside they seem stiff and cold, but once you get to know them better you’ll be able to see they’re complete dorks they’re kind hearted and don’t have a mean bone in their body. A Zero would never try to hurt someone they loved, most of the time they try to keep all of their feelings bottled up inside because they’re too busy fixing everyone else’s problems. Zero’s have a hard time talking about their feelings as well, they would sacrifice anything for their loved ones. That’s what makes them some of the best people to have in your life. If you know a Zero keep them close and don’t let go.

God, Zero treats everyone with kindness, I feel so safe with him.

by ˢʷᵉᵉᵗᵖᵉᵃ June 6, 2021

Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

by sweetpea April 8, 2004