horsetooth

While fucking a girl doggie style, he unexpectedly puts it in her butt. The girl is spooked, causing her to buck him off and bite his dick.

I horsetoothed my date last nigh after he tried to put it in my ass.

by anonymous August 7, 2021

Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

horsemouth

Someone who has a mouth similar to a horse, also, generic term for someone. Used much in the same sense as "asshole".

That girl would be hot if she didn't have such a horsemouth." or "Stop eating all the french fries horsemouth!

by bigvindogg August 10, 2010

horse tooth pudding

A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.

A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"

B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"

A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."

B: "That's nasty, bro."

A: "Word."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

horseteeth

big freakin horseteeth

she sucked my dizzick and bit my tip of my dick cleean off the balls with her big fuckin horseteeth

by whorelick October 23, 2007