Definitions by RexGibson

texas leaguer 

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.

The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.

texas leaguer by RexGibson August 16, 2006

more cowbell

A phrase that came into popular culture through a Saturday Night Live skit with Will Farrell.
In the skit, Farrell portrayed a member of the 80s rock band Blue Oyster Cult as they recorded their classic hit "Don't Fear the Reaper" in the studio.
Farrell played the cowbell quite forcefully on that track, much to the dismay of the rest of the band.
Yet surprisingly, the studio producer loved Farrell's cowbell playing, and demanded "more cowbell" on the track.

That was brilliant, man, the track needs more cowbell!

more cowbell by RexGibson February 7, 2006

horse teeth 

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.

I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.

horse teeth by RexGibson February 3, 2006

nose maggot 

A nose ring is otherwise known as a nose maggot.
From a distance you can't really see that it's a ring -- instead it looks like a little white maggot.

She went to the tattoo and piercing store and got a nose maggot.

nose maggot by RexGibson January 19, 2006

cum rag 

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

cum rag by RexGibson December 5, 2005

argos 

short form for the Toronto Argonauts, a team in the Canadian Football League. The Argos were formed in 1873.

After the touchdown, the crowd screamed "ARRRRGOOOOOOS!

argos by RexGibson November 14, 2004

press the flesh 

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.

John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.

press the flesh by RexGibson August 11, 2004