34 definitions by RexGibson

bam

An appropriately named town in Iran that got hit by a massive earthquake in 2003. The town of Rumble, Iran, will likely be the next one to be hit.

The earthquake rumbled along and *BAM* the town was gone!

by RexGibson January 3, 2004

roger clemens

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.

Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.

by RexGibson March 8, 2004

cum rag

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

by RexGibson December 4, 2005

period

A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.

After the second period, I went to the washroom.

by RexGibson January 31, 2004

hairband

A type of hard rock band from the 1980s made up of musicians who wore strange leather clothing, ripped jeans, and had tall blowdried womanly hair (often blond). These bands played hard rocking music with fast guitar solos, but also sang love ballads. Hairband music was heavy but it was produced with such a glossy sheen that it wasn't too hard on the ears. Hairbands died around 1990, and some would say they ere killed by Kurt Cobain and grunge.

Winger was a classic hairband.

by RexGibson December 6, 2003

tracy mcgrady

A good NBA basketball player who has a girl's first name.

Why didn't Tracy McGrady's mother name him something more manly, like Samantha?

by RexGibson February 8, 2004

manziere

A version of a bra specifically designed for men.

Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld.

Kramer wanted to name the new device a bro while Frank wanted to name it the "manziere". They couldn't agree on a name and the invention failed.

If you're a man and you have large breasts, you need a manziere for support.

by RexGibson March 11, 2004