horshark

a rare form of animal that combines the grace of a thoroughbred horse with the anger and vile nature of a hammerhead shark. known to live on land or inhabit the water.

holy crap, that horshark bit off my thigh.

what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.

hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.

horshark by Frizzooooo November 3, 2008

horsedar 

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.

"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."

horsedar by Bstow May 22, 2008

Horsehack

1. Proclamation of sudden disgust, generally paired with the word "Aww". See shit
2. Something that is blatantly incorrect or immoral

Word must be uttered using a low, raspy voice with a southern accent.

Aww horsehack!
That is horsehack!

Horsehack by Cletus T. Washington January 5, 2005

horsefarm 

a heavily trafficked corporate bathroom with poor ventilation

Damn Drew! What the hell did you do in there? That bathroom smells like a horsefarm!

horsefarm by J$! January 6, 2008

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail 

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

Horsegirl 

Someone who is weirdly religious and is obsessed with horses. This girl cannot stop talking about horses. Like, she can’t. They will usually have overalls and skinny glasses along with a stupid hairstyle. Usually, they’ll be around 10 years of age.

Bitch, stop wearing that, horsegirl lookin ass.

Horsegirl by i am an ex-horsegirl. January 20, 2019

Horse hair 

When someone's hair is so bad it looks like a horses tail

See that girl over there she got some major horse hair

Horse hair by Bobwallers January 8, 2015