horse kiss 

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

horse kiss by junior bad May 19, 2014

Horsey Kiss 

Puckering lips like you would normally kiss, but forcing air out making a horse sound.
Mostly practiced by couples deeply in love (:

Person1: Dude! she just totally did a horsey kiss on him! ;o
Person2: Awww hell nooo maaa womeeen never does that!

Person3: Ohh well guess she doesnt really love you enough

Horsey Kiss by VIPrince January 24, 2011

horsepissporn 

erotic cinima of horse piss

person: aww yha pee in my mouth! oh you dirty stalian! oh fuck yes...

horse: nay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person:oh fuck yea! i love watching horsepissporn!

horsepissporn by assclown2 June 16, 2010

horsepiss 

Bad beer, usually but not necessarily a homebrew. Characterized by a flat or nonexistent head and that telltale sour, rancid aftertaste.

Chuck took a swig of it and wished he hadn't. "This stuff is horsepiss," he grimaced, holding the cup at

arm's length as though its contents might be contagious.

horsepiss by malbuff July 17, 2020

Nuclear Horsepiss 

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce

"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"

Nuclear Horsepiss by MrMattz February 14, 2018