malbuff's definitions

drunktown

The popular tourist destination for those embarking on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.

"Wow. It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"

by malbuff October 28, 2022

You and whose army?

Expression of disbelief in and/or contempt for another's motivational capability. Communicates the attitude that the other person is utterly incapable of forcing anyone to do anything without the assistance of a large, heavily-armed force behind him.

Tough Guy: I already told you. Do it my way!
You: Forget it, pal.
Tough Guy: Okay, I'll MAKE you do it.
You: Yeah? You and whose army?

by malbuff December 4, 2012

horsepiss

Bad beer, usually but not necessarily a homebrew. Characterized by a flat or nonexistent head and that telltale sour, rancid aftertaste.

Chuck took a swig of it and wished he hadn't. "This stuff is horsepiss," he grimaced, holding the cup at

arm's length as though its contents might be contagious.

by malbuff July 17, 2020

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012

snotsplosion

An explosive sneeze (or, occasionally, a vigorous nose-blow) that projects a large payload of wet mucus ("snot") directly into and onto everything in the immediate vicinity of the deliverer. Ordinary tissues are insufficient to contain its volume when expelled with its characteristic great force.

"Holy Mackerel, Mudhead! That wasn't a sneeze! That was a-- a SNOTSPLOSION! Just look at this mess!"

by malbuff January 7, 2021

vomitrocious

Adjective. Portmanteau of "vomit" and "atrocious." Conveys the description of something that is so atrocious, it induces the immediate desire to vomit in response.

That video is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Why, it's absolutely vomitrocious!

by malbuff December 20, 2019

Drunktown

That popular tourist destination, a regular stop on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.

"Holy Toledo! It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"

by malbuff October 28, 2022