horsepiss 

Bad beer, usually but not necessarily a homebrew. Characterized by a flat or nonexistent head and that telltale sour, rancid aftertaste.

Chuck took a swig of it and wished he hadn't. "This stuff is horsepiss," he grimaced, holding the cup at

arm's length as though its contents might be contagious.

horsepiss by malbuff July 17, 2020

Nuclear Horsepiss 

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce

"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"

Nuclear Horsepiss by MrMattz February 14, 2018

Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care

"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."

Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

horseposer 

The unit of measure which is boosted when a tuner affixes vinyl "sponsorship" decals to his car.

Those 5 stickers on that guys front fender increase his horseposer by 1.8% each!

horseposer by Justin H Scott February 5, 2009

Horseless Ice Polo 

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.

What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.

Horseless Ice Polo by delorean123 June 29, 2011

horsepital 

A hospital for horses.

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.

horsepital by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

horseass 

a female with a huge ass.

like when you see a horse and the first thing you notice is the huge ass brown ass.

horseass by lo August 1, 2004