Horse Kick

A horse kick is a crude type of birth control. Usually used in times of need. However, research indicates the usage as early as the 16th century.

After doggy style intercourse, the female remains on all fours. The male than kicks her right in the crotch. The force of the kick should cause her legs to raise in the air. This causes her legs to kick backwards, similar to a horse kicking.

The theory is blunt force confuses the sperm, and they swim backwards and out the opening.

If your condom breaks, utilize the horse kick.

by Lil_Gazelle February 22, 2011

horse kick

when someone tries shoving their whole foot up someones ass

Did you hear? Hayden gave his sister Rachel a horse kick and she liked it.

by ariel bitcoin September 27, 2018

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013

round house kick

Chuck Norris' very famous ROUND HOUSE KICK!!!

If you manage to survive from one of Chuck Norris' round house kick's, you are too awesome to be alive.

by Round House February 14, 2009

horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.

Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.

by Justnasty June 10, 2016

Brown Hose Kick

Getting fucked by a black man.

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.

by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019

kicking a dead horse

1.Attempting to reopen a topic or subject that is already resolved 2.To waste time doing something that has already been attempted

"If you're trying to get back with Ryan, you're just kicking a dead horse. He got back together with Becky."

by Single Mingling Pringle May 11, 2014