horph 

What a moose wears on its head is called a horph.

"Wow, just look at those horphs!"
"Did you see that girl on Halloween? She had some mighty horphs on her head.

horph by Juliahasamoose November 2, 2013

hoephie 

A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.

“I feel bad for him because his girlfriend is such a hoephie.”

hoephie by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018

harph 

Wolfing down a sandwitch hella fast.

You're in a rush to get to a buddies house and you harph down a chicken sandwitch.

harph by John DeBattista December 29, 2006

Horchata Float 

Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".

"How come Juan puked his guts out?"

"Homes got a Horchata Float for his cumpleaños".

Horchata Float by Juan Frijoleros November 25, 2011

Homph 

The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.

Did you see Smithers homph down on that sandwich?!

Homph by Weathersby September 25, 2010

horhae

some guy who thinks it would be funny to be called george in secondary school, then horhae in college and finally horatio in university.

(40 years in the future) You laright horhae?

George: Oh, I went to college with you!
Random Guy: Yeah, how you doing?

horhae by horehaelover12 June 1, 2021

Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.

Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!

Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011