Hornito 

a horny male mexican

guy 1: hola holmes id tap any thing right now.
guy 2: your a hornito

Hornito by Mark haley March 17, 2009

Hornito 

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.

Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.

Hornito by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022

hornito 

A small phallic object used to push things.

Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.

hornito by chezmaster99 December 29, 2010

horniformitarianism 

When someone is so horney they can't control their emotions and they wind up staying that way.

Wow...Ron's so horny I think he's suffering from horniformitarianism....

horniformitarianism by Halo December 18, 2003

horntoad 

An individual with a serious problem controlling their sexual desires, especially in public; Someone who is frequently horny.

Lizzy is such a horntoad, you can tell shes hardcore begging for Joe's D.

horntoad by fudgebuckets February 17, 2014

horrito 

Horrito is a filler that can be used in place of anything, everything, and nothing.

To break the silence Jack looked to Alex and said, "Horrito."

horrito by ElHorritocw24 March 27, 2017

Hortitorture 

The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.

It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.

Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!

Hortitorture by Raisonman April 1, 2010