Hornito
Hornito by Mark haley March 17, 2009
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Hornito
A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.
Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.
Hornito by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022
Related Words
hornitos • Hornicorn • Hornitis • Hornivore • hornivorous • Honito • honiton • honiton massive • honitor • hornibot
hornito
Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.
hornito by chezmaster99 December 29, 2010
horniformitarianism
horniformitarianism by Halo December 18, 2003
horntoad
An individual with a serious problem controlling their sexual desires, especially in public; Someone who is frequently horny.
horntoad by fudgebuckets February 17, 2014
horrito
horrito by ElHorritocw24 March 27, 2017
Hortitorture
The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.
It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.
Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!
Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!
Hortitorture by Raisonman April 1, 2010
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026